Ever hide your personal bacon stash in the ceiling above your desk? Then we know you’re about this shirt, son.

Get ready to satisfy all of your carnivorous cravings with one KUNUFLEX™. Featuring the “Turf ‘n’ Turf,” “The Swanson,” the #8 party platter that serves 12 (or one Ron), and more meaty goodness, this marbled masterpiece is the tastiest thing on the menu for anyone who considers fish a vegetable.

Pairs well with whiskey and a cigar.